Cobol, Programmers. Virtual, Jokes

From: http://www.heuse.com/cphumor.htm

Guyonan lagi neh!

COBOL programmers understand why women hate periods.

We don't really understand it, so we'll give it to the programmers.

"Virtual" means never knowing where your next byte is coming from.

If at first you don't succeed, you must be a programmer.

There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.